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Static Shock!

Woman: *zap* Ouch!

Me: Static shock?

Woman: Yes! I seem to be getting them a lot lately.

Me: I always get them in Homebase. I think it's the trolley and the lino floor.

Woman: I got one from the bath water the other day!

Me: Really? I've had one from a car, but never the bath.

Woman: I hate it, but I have to bath otherwise I will smell.

Me: *pretend laugh*

Woman: Oh well, I'll avoid Homebase AND Tesco from now on.

Me: It's probably best.

Woman: Well... see you back here in 3 months when we have no friends.

Me: And no hair.

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