January 2012
1 post
Static Shock!
Woman: *zap* Ouch!
Me: Static shock?
Woman: Yes! I seem to be getting them a lot lately.
Me: I always get them in Homebase. I think it's the trolley and the lino floor.
Woman: I got one from the bath water the other day!
Me: Really? I've had one from a car, but never the bath.
Woman: I hate it, but I have to bath otherwise I will smell.
Me: *pretend laugh*
Woman: Oh well, I'll avoid Homebase AND Tesco from now on.
Me: It's probably best.
Woman: Well... see you back here in 3 months when we have no friends.
Me: And no hair.